Kim Kardashian and Kanye are ready to have a baby? That baby is gonna come out and have it’s own paparazzi and be the most conceited child on earth.
when my aunt dropped me on my head…. ironic….
-the fact that its 4/20 and everyone thinks they’re a stoner.
-when you want to hit an annoying kiss up with a car, but your car doesn’t fit through the classroom door.